Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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