Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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