Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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