She's JV to your varsity
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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