I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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