Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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