You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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