Whod you bang
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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