so that wasnt chicken after all
only if we run a train.
done.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i out mim tonsoeep
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