Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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