Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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