im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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