38 yer olds are good kisserssss
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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