I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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