i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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