Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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