Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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