well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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