this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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