he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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