Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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