Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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