what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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