I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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