Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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