Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
