Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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