You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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