no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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