Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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