I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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