The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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