whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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