U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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