wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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