I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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