Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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