sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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