In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Farmville is her only friend.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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