I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
