Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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