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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?

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• (619): View more from California

  Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.

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  PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky

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