Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she woke up with a sticky ear

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(303): View more from Colorado

I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There is no way he is gay with that hair.

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(718): View more from New York

im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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(541): View more from Oregon

plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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(206): View more from Washington

i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

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(916): View more from California

I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake

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(210): View more from Texas

I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.

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