Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she woke up with a sticky ear
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.