I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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