What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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