How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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