Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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