Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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