But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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