After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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