I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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