Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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