I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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