just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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